22 February 2006

Strange, Yet True Song Titles

Oh my God. BBC Radio 2 is playing a song at the moment called "There's a Guy That Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis". I'd heard of this before, but assumed it was a joke and that the song didn't really exist. But it obviously does.

Last time this happened, I was trapped in a mini-van travelling from North Sydney to Halifax some years ago, with a driver who was fanatical about old-style country music. Amongst the musical horrors I heard that day was "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" And here I thought that was just a naff chat-up line...but no, it's a real song too.

*shakes head*

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