19 February 2008

Want Ad of the Week

From the classifieds in this week's issue of The Coast:

Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a Joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. Reply to noguaranteeshere@hotmail.com.
Hahahahaha...fantastic. Should I respond? If indeed "this is not a Joke" (sic), just think of the bestselling works of history I could write!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Take me with you! What should we bring for weapons, though? That eyelash curler you brought me from Hong Kong is pretty lethal...

J. said...

Good thinking on the eyelash curler. Once we've souped up the motor with a few dilithium crystals, we'll be good to go!